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‘YOU’VE GOT TO PLAN AHEAD’ SAY 36-HOUR CIALIS USERS
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NEWARK, NJ – Television advertisements incessantly tout “new 36-hour Cialis” as the erectile dysfunction (ED) drug that “allows you to respond to your partner when the moment is right.” But users of new 36-hour Cialis say that’s not exactly true.
“You’ve got to plan ahead,” said one Cialis user who noted that 36 hours is a surprisingly long time. “You can’t just pop a 36-hour Cialis on Friday night and expect to teach Sunday school that weekend. Trust me on this.”
“Take vacation for God’s sake,” suggested human resources consultant Stan Johnson, recalling a number of former employees who used Cialis. “Or at least have the good sense not to go near your secretary for 36 hours.”
“Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not appear in court after taking Cialis,” another user warned, refusing to stand up until everyone else left the room. “If you think being jailed for contempt would be bad under normal circumstances, imagine what it’s like with Cialis.”
Doctors say Cialis commercials adequately warn users of potential dangers. However, while Cialis commercials do caution that “men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention,” men who have sought such medical attention say the cure is even worse than the problem.
“You never want to hear your urologist say: ‘We have to lance it,’ I can tell you that,” said one man, a former Cialis user still suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.
Other reported side effects of new 36-hour Cialis include vertigo, memory loss, severe chafing and a noticeable limp when walking.
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